Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Director: Stephen Chiodo
Year: 1988
Oh boy, oh boy! Is this movie a beauty! It starts off with a theme song, a teen drinking beer and a cop expressing his hate on teens. All the cool guys and gals are in makeout lane (called top of the world) drinking with girls in the back of their jipes and cars. Then come along 2 bozos (Rich and Paul) in an ice-cream truck also trying to get lucky and are driven off with beer cans. Debbie and Mike are making out in the back off a jipe on top of a inflatable boat (WTF?) , notice a comet and argue about going there to see what it is. At the same time this retarded redneck hillbilly thinks he just saw Halley's commet and goes to explore it with his trusty Basset Hound named Pooh Bear (WTF?). Instead of a comet the hillbilly finds a circus tent and tries to get free passes (dumbnuts). Of course he gets zapped with a funky ray gun by a gruesome clown. At this point you get introduced to the only 2 policeman that are in town: Officer Mooney (the ballbuster) and Officer Dave (the dogooder prettyboy). Next the classic dumbshit teen in horror movie mistake of the couple mentioned earlier actually exploring the landing zone. They find the circus tent and entering they think it is a European circus (WTF?). As they explore the tent they find out its a spaceship and find a room that smells like cotton candy. After ripping a piece of cotton candy they find out that the cotton candy is actually a cocoon with dead humans inside and are attacked by flying popcorn (fuck yea!). The clowns chase them with a dog made out of balloons. They go to warn the police and are helped by Dave (who is Debbie's former boyfriend and insulted by Mooney. Dave and Mike despite their differences go to better investigate whats happening and the plot thickens.
+Points: +Funky ray guns with twilight zone sounds.
+Classic dumb teens in horror movies mistakes.
+Cotton candy cocoons.
+Flying man-eating popcorn.
+Shadow monsters.
+Balloon dogs that are alive.
+The clowns sound like gremlins who inhaled way too much helium.
+Pies that melt the flesh right out the skin.
+Female clowns that have expanding boobs.
+Oh and did i forget to mention the clowns drink human blood? So they are Vampire Killer
Klowns from Outer Space.
Jack Daniels in Movies
Ok people this in just random fun information. I found this youtube clipshow of everyone's favorite rock'n'roll badass whiskey in movies and I was actually surprised and decided to share this with all of you. Well, enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abgEpNdDDpk
Sorry about the link but i don't know why they disabled the embedding on this one.
Random information: This post was written while listening to Clutch's album 'Blast Tyrant'.
